OMG this is perfect
I'd find it hilarious if The Doctor had met Bilbo in the past and he had done the same thing.
Doctor: For godsake John, stop it! I just paint a new coat on the old girl!
John: ..? *contiunes on*
Doctor: fine, here. Have sherlock's number, he's not dead and that's a phone number from future via the time vortex.
Doctor: *really annoyed now and pulls out a stereoscope* SHERLOCK! COME OUT OR I THROW BOTH OF YOU OFF ST BARTS!
sHERLOCK: *NO5T IMPRESSED*
Ha ha the doctor is pretty mad at john
Neh, on Tardis you can only write "bad wolf"
oww you're right….now I understood why is the doctor so annoyed °O°
We are trying to write on your Tardis, Doctor, if that's not much xD
ahahah it's briliant
He can't complain^^ John is an awesome writer~